An oldie but a goodie... well, OK, a good and stinky oldie:
Q: What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
A: A drunk doesn't have to go to all those stupid meetings.
I have given so many apologies over the last few days, they are starting to ring hollow. I am hoping to avoid contact with friends as much as possible this weekend. I know this will be difficult especially with respect to those friends who live with me. Go out and enjoy your holiday. I am going out to enjoy mine.
With a bit of soda and lime thank you very much.
See you all in 2005!
xo
GG
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Warning: This site contains the self absorbed ramblings of Uncle GoGo, The Sapallicious, Craptastic Sap Master, an olde guy formerly griping and whining about the adjustment to his social & domestic situation, now singing elatedly about new love. These sappy sacrin prose may leave ones hands sticky upon reading. We suggest you have a supply of wet naps on hand before entering. It's only getting worse.
The Retard Known as...
- Uncle GoGo
- I'm staying away from my real name until the year 2010... No reason. REALLY, NO REASON :-)
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